Jen: But yeah, so have you put any thought into your last meal?
Joy: Yes.
Jen: Okay. Did you listen to the episode that I did with Annette on the last meals?
Joy: I read the transcript.
Jen: So you know everything that we've already talked about. Is there anything, okay, what, uh…?
Joy: I want a nice hearty stew.
Jen: That's it?
Joy: Something with barley.
Jen: That's it?
Joy: A crusty bread with lots of whipped butter. But that's what I would want for my last meal. And I sat there and I thought about it. And I was like, yeah, because I love soup, I love stews. And I would like a nice hearty soup or stew.
Jen: What are you going to drink?
Joy: Probably Crystal Light.
Jen: What is your ideal location?
Joy: Not in prison. That’s for sure.
Jen: Yeah. So like, if there was a thing where they took you on a school bus in the four chains, they take you on a school bus to somewhere to have your last meal, where would you want to go?
Joy: The beach.
Jen: Yeah! Every, I mean, everybody— That's like the way to do it is to, like, literally just have your last meal, and just execute me there.
Joy: Yeah, you don't even have to change.
Jen: Make everybody watch.
Joy: Yeah.
Jen: Feed me to a shark.
Joy: Take me to a shark infested beach and make me walk into the water. Okay!
Jen: Imagine a shark bit into you and like stew just came out and swirled around in the water.
Joy: Oh, gross!
Jen: Just stew.
Joy: Oh, God. It's possible though. I love a good beef and barley.
Jen: Okay. What kind of bread?
Joy: Probably sourdough.
Jen: Butter?
Joy: Something Irish. A nice European style butter.
Jen: Dessert?
Joy: I'll be too full from the soup.
Jen: How much soup?
Joy: A nice medieval type bowl.
Jen: Gonna say one of those like brown pots with the little handles on the side? Those like, gnome pots?
Joy: Oh, that would be even better. Yes. Yes. I like that. And just bring it out to me. That would be even better. Just let me sit there with a shawl and eat my soup. Now I'm going to be forever terrified to eat soup at the beach with a shawl.
Jen: When, besides your last day, will that be an option? It's not like you do that once a week.
Joy: That's true.
Jen: You're cursing yourself.
Joy: No. What would you like for your last meal?
Trimmy Trim: Last Meal Planning: Joy's Big Bowl